As FIFA continues to snowball the Folarin Balogun red card saga into a bigger and bigger story, nobody wins and everybody loses from this farcical nonsense, including the United States.

Even if you don’t consider yourself handy, you might have a can of WD-40 in your house. This “fix-that-random-thing” staple has been around since 1958, so chances are you grew up seeing a can or two ...