Microsoft has updated Minecraft Java Edition's system requirements and now I feel old

Just keeping up with the times, requirements are still light.
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4GB RAM to 16GB – 17 years is how long it takes for Minecraft: Java Edition to raise its requirement

Minecraft: Java Edition is raising its minimum and recommended PC system requirements for the first time in 17 years as ...

Minecraft raises minimum system requirements for the first time in 17 years. Will your PC be able to run the open-world game?

Minecraft has updated the minimum and recommended system requirements for its Java Edition for the first time in 17 years, ...

Mojang changes Minecraft system requirements after 17 years, recommends 16GB of RAM for "Fancy" graphics

Minecraft: Java Edition now officially recommends 16GB of RAM, and that's just the starting point. Mojang recently explained ...